How to be the Cool Cousin at Thanksgiving
Happy holidays! The only thing better than eating mashed potatoes is eating mashed potatoes while stoned. You can quote us on that. Puffing before stuffing is a legendary Thanksgiving tradition, celebrated annually by cool cousins across America. Some have suggested that this Danksgiving celebration even rivals 420 as the ultimate stoner holiday. You may have heard the tradition referred to as the pregame, the beer run, getting something from the car, taking the dog out, having a pre-Thanksgiving dinner safety meeting, or going on a cousin walk. These are all euphemisms for the same thing: gathering with 420-friendly members of your family to discreetly get high before enjoying a holiday meal.
The Tradition of the Thanksgiving Weed Walk
The tradition is perfect for winter holidays where you might want something to take the edge off of those questions about your dating life or political opinions from your uncle. It’s also a great way to bond with people you don’t see that often, and help you feel more festive during what can be a stressful season. The cousin walk is reportedly increasing in popularity, with dispensaries reporting at 42% increase in transactions compared to average on the day before Thanksgiving, also known as Green Wednesday. In case your whole family isn’t totally on board with bud yet, here are some tips for being the coolest cousin on the Thanksgiving weed walk!
Making a Plan: Prepping for the Cousin Walk
Start by making a plan. Check in with any cool relatives ahead of time about joining and make sure you have hugged and greeted everyone at the gathering before taking your weed walk. That way you won’t have to worry about grandma picking up the smell of any lingering smoke. Then, consider your timing. Make sure to plan your smoke early enough that you don’t have red eyes when it’s time to gather around the table, but so that you do have enough time for the high to kick in before dessert.
Choosing the Perfect Alibi
Next, choose an alibi. Are you making an ice run? Taking a walk? Picking up an ingredient you forgot? Answering an important work call? Bonus points for leaving the house at slightly different times than your fellow smokers – it’s less suspicious! We recommend smoking on a walk or in a discreet corner of the yard. You can even partake in a holiday hotbox, but be prepared to smell like weed if you do. For what and how to smoke, we recommend a pre-rolled joint. They’re convenient, easy to share, and easily fit in a jacket pocket.
The Best Strains for Thanksgiving
Crush OG
For stoners hoping to take the edge off of family conversations and have the ultimate chill holiday, we recommend Crush OG. Crush OG an indica forward hybrid that’s mellow, anti-inflammatory, and perfect for relieving stress. It provides a deep high without drowsiness or couch lock, and lends itself to creativity, focus, and productivity without making you feel too wired. Crush OG is sweet, laid back, and balanced with notes of pepper, chocolate, and a touch of diesel for the perfect level headed high. As a bonus, sales benefit Angels of Hope, which provides essential services to families grappling with cancer. Read more about Crush OG here!
Super Boof
For the family that plays games after dinner instead of taking naps, we recommend Superboof. Superboof is a dynamic and balanced strain that’s great for those looking for a strong daytime smoke. This zingy, giggly hybrid is berry-forward and nutty with earthy undertones, fitting right in with pecan pie and cranberry sauce. Superboof catapults you into an energetic, cerebral, and deeply euphoric head high combined with a relaxed body tingle that won’t slow you down but will relieve pain, inflammation, and tension. This is a great one to combine with Turkey Day for anyone looking for an uplifting social boost!
Wedding Crasher
For a sweet smoke with good vibes, we recommend Wedding Crasher. Wedding Crasher is a long-lasting, energizing strain that provides an instant mood lift and motivation, activating your senses and getting you up and moving. It’s a mellow, earthy flower that tastes like vanilla and sweet grapes, with gassy highlights and a sweet berry finish. Wedding Crasher is potent but clear-headed, keeping you creative, focused, and maybe a little giggly.
Sundae Driver
For those looking for deep relaxation, an extra slice of pie, and maybe an after-dinner nap, we recommend Sundae Driver. Sundae Driver is a balanced hybrid that pairs a giggly, giddy head high with deep physical relaxation. This sweet treat is covered in rich trichomes making it smooth but strong, with a mellow, creamy fruit flavor and contrasting under tones of bitter dark chocolate. Let Sundae Driver take the wheel while you relax and unwind, just along for the ride.
Post-Walk Tips: Rejoining the Thanksgiving Celebration
After the cousin walk, take a second to get yourself together before re-entering the function. Get some giggles out, use some eyedrops, and maybe have a mint. If you don’t think you can get away for a smoke sesh without looking suspicious, grab a gummy to take a couple of hours before eating. Make sure you only do this if you’re experienced with edibles and be cautious about sharing them with family. Edibles can be too intense for non-regular smokers, and family gatherings are not a great place to be too high. If you’re the only smoker at the gathering and edibles aren’t your thing, you can’t go wrong with a quick vape in the bathroom.
Stone appetit!
